.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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love you
Köi itnä
chähe tümhe
tö bätänä...
Köi tümäräy itney
nääz üthäye
tö bätänä...
DÖ§TI tö
kär legä
häär köi tum seh.....
Köi HäMäRI
täräh nibhäye
tö bätäna.
Love you:-
Maire bey raabt khayalat main kya rakha hai!
Main to pagal hoon mairi baat main kya rakha hai!
Baandh rakaha hai tairi yaad ney maazi se mujhy!
Werna guzray huyu lamhat main kya rakha hai!
Tu na mil paay tu aur khuda se kya maangon!
Tu alag hoti mairi zaat main kya rakha hai!!!!!!!!!
MISS YOU
Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don,
Jeeti hoi bazi ik pal men har doon,
teri ankhon me anso hmse dekha nahi jaty,
Jo de tujhy ghum uski dunia ujaar don...
MY LIFE:-
Muhaabat ka irada ab badal
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Andhe k haath me Torch…
Behray k haath mein Radio..
Gungay k haat mein Mic…
OR………. Aaap k haath mein Mobile
Kia Zamaaana aagaya hay..
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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Daravna khwab?
Baap re Baap
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Door Ho Jao, Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Nakli
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
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