Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also
its beginning !
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!