Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye?

Friday, June 13, 20080 comments

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.


Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye...


A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"?
Teacher nahin kabhi nahin
"boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi"


Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...


main mangta hoon tu dati nahi... jawab meri baat ka.....
deti hai to khara ho jata hai...
rom rom jazbat ka...
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo...
baloo main phool gulab ka.....


Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema; Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai


Mallika at Airport.
Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.


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Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......


Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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