A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Attending a wedding for the first time,
a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING