10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
I love working. I can look at it for hours.
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !