Nokri tum karo salary meri ho

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri ho
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare
humari dosti itni gahri ho
nokri tum karo salary meri ho…..

Today is “Sunday”
Send this SMS to 10 people
and
InshAllah tomorrow will be
“Monday”
Believe me it works…..

As you face a new day,
Bow your head and say this prayer.
Thank you lord for this lovely sender..
May his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me FOREVER…

Hi…
thinking about me?
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cool ! i am doing d same thing..

No call..
No sms..
No letter..
No khabar..
No miss call..
Zoo walon ne phir se pakad liya kya???

Hai
Kaam
Ka
Walo
Dimag
Hona
Confused
Kyoki
Ho
Na
Confused
Tarah
Is
Main
Life
Bhi
Kabhi
Raho
Khush
Lamha

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cell kharab hai is liye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hun
Tumhari pyari Behan-MALLIKA SHERAWAT

Ek bar ek ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.

Tum meri jaan ho
mera dil ho,
mera asmaan ho…
Tumharey dum se main Hoon..
I want to say
you…

SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai
aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai
is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do
aur karam (SMS) karo…………..
tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga

Chalo bataao
Ram Sita Hai To Ram Kaun Hai?
Bataao bataao…..
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Socho Socho…..

Sardarne apni patni ko kaha good night,
Wife boli goodnite aur dono so gaye..
Tum bhi so jaa. Good night..

Raja and rani tired of mobiles, decide to use pigeons.
1 day pigeon reaches raja without message.
Angry raja calls rani,
Rani says idiot it was a missed call…

Chaha hai tujhko chahatse zyada,
Maana hai tujhko mohabbatse zyada,
Chahe tu mera sab kuch apna kar le
Bus meri chahatse rishta kar le.
Tere liye main kuch bhi ho sakta hoon,
Par mere liye tu wo hai
Jiske liye main saans leta hoon…

If
you
understand
and
say
understand
so
I
can
understand
what
you
understand
but
if
u
not
understand
and
say
understand
how
I
understand
what
u
understand?
Understand?

Are you tired of the many greetings that come up such as
Hi,
Hello,
Gud AM,
Gud PM,
have a nice day and so on?
So now here comes my newest line.
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.
DID YOU BATH TODAY?

Good person,
Its you,
Good friend,
Its you again,
Good nature,
That’s you,
Good will,
its also you.
Good looking,
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Ahh…
Hold it,
its too much for you,
now that’s ME…

Whenever u feel down and out,
Stand before a mirror and say
‘I m am so pretty’,
‘I m so lovely’,
‘I m so intelligent’, etc.
But don’t do this too often..
cuz LIARS GO TO HELL…

Chhote log paise ki baat karte hai,
Bade log time ki baat karte hai,
Mahan log baat hi nahi karte,
Wo sms karte hai…

Kaun kehta hai ke tajmahal bananeke liey jagah nahi milti?
Jagah bhi milti hai aur daulat bhi milti hai,
Kambakht mumtaz nahi milti…