Message na karke dil tod diya

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain, 1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai, 2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,aur 3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de

Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI" Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI" Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko Janam Diya!