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If u Read This, I'm SmArT. If u Save This, U Agree I'm SmArT. If u 4ward This,
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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW
Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so