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Monday, August 27, 20070 comments

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations!U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT.. n if u Del This, U'r Jealous "B'cos I'm SmArT"

If u Read This, I'm SmArT. If u Save This, U Agree I'm SmArT. If u 4ward This,

Galileo: Great Mind, Einstein:Genius Mind, Newton: Extraordinary Mind, Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind, Me:Mastermind and You:never mind

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!


So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so
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