FUNNY SMS

1) Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?

THINK~
THINK~

It's "FATHER DAY"

2) Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came
clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..

PETROL KHATAM.

3) HATHODA OF THE DAY:-

Who Played Double Role in SHOLAY?

Think..?
?
?

"King George"
jo Amitabh k Coin k Dono Side pe tha

4) Lamha lamha waqt gujar jaega... 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi
waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya
jayega...

5) Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,He surrendered his sword at the child's feet.Now da Child has GrownUp & wishes u Gud
morning

6) Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge
Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame
bhul jaoge

Tab
gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega

7) Jo daar gaya ...
...woh maar gaya!!!
(wah!)

Jo daar gaya ...
...woh maar gaya!!!
(wah!)

Aur jo nahi daara...
woh ek din pehle mara!!! ;)
(wah wah!)

8) Agar
kabhi
tumhara
akele ka
panga
10 aadmi ke saath
ho jaaye to
mujhe
bula lena..

.
?
.
?
.
?

Maine
kabhi
kisi ko
maar khaate
nahi dekha hai.

9) My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL'S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..