ijjat (Izzat) lut liye.

Sardar g ghar se niklay or apne gari or Romal ghar me he bhol gaye.onhon ne aone bewe ko awaz de or kaga ke parwen gari thalay sut.parwen boli sardar g gari tot jaye G.sardar g bolay koi Gal nahi me Catch Kar lan ga.bewe ne gari Nechay soti to gari tot gaye.sardar G bolay OOOoooY parwen Romal ne suten me utay a kar lejana wan.

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Sardar g ne dekha ke aik bacha nehar me dob raha tha.sardar G nehar me gaye or bachay ko bacha leya.logon ke kaha ke wa wa wa sardar G.U r So Great.Sardar G ne bachay ko dobara nehar me dhaka de deya.or Bolay "Nakey kar darya me dal"

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Sardar G Chat se nechay geray.Log akhaty ho gaye or Pocha sardar G ke hoya sardar g Bolay monu ke pata me te apay hun ayan.

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Sardar apne batay ko kehta hai ke beta high study karo.beta aglay din gum ho jata hai.sab log os ko dhontay hai.akhir aik banday ko wo pahari se milta hai or wo sardar G Ko bacha lota deta hai.sardar apne betay se pochta hai ke to pahari par keya karne geya tha wo kehta hai ke ap ne he to kaha tha ke beta high study karo.HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA :mohsin:

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down

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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free

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aik dafa sardar ghar aya tu bv ne btaya aj 3 daku aye thay aur unhoon ne meri ijjat (Izzat) lut liye.
Sardar ko bohat gusa aya aur bv se poocha tu ne unan no rokiya nai?
Bv: bohar roka tha ji per wo keh rahay thay ab humein janay de, hum thak gaye hein!