Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
Arz kiya hai :
Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,
Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..
Wah.,Wah.,
U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.
NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!
Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.
A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..
why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..
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SORRY, it's ur personal matter,
i should not interfere.. Wink
Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.
Mohobbat me jene wale..
'Khushnaseeb hote hai.'
Mohobbat me marnewale..
'Ajeeb hote hai.'
Aur..Harwaqt. .
Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..
'Badhtameej hote hai'..Bt wait.
Aisa apun ko lagta hai.
Aapko kya lagta hai ?
Jawaab deneka.
Warna jawaab nhi denewale..
Dimaag k marij hote hai !
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